Scary CC Halloween Story
It was a stormy night. Only some lightening sometimes illuminated the deep and absolute darkness of London. Terrible creatures wandered in the aisles of St. Paul's College, looking for some innocent, pure and prude virgin girls to take as slaves of darkness. And in one room, poorly illuminated by a flickering candle, they found three maiden, each one with a bag of sweets in their hands.
In a short moment, three loud screams, the sound of three bodies and many candies falling down on the floor broke the heavy, surreal silence . The dark creatures sat next to the bodies of their victims. They knew they only had to wait three hours to drink the pure blood of the girls and, that way, darken their innocent souls. Three hours only... and then the three virgin girls, innocent, pure and prude, would turn into scary witches... forever...
But three knights, brave Princes of Light, wore their armour and, thanks to their courageous heart that didn't know fear and to the miraculous potion they carried in a bottle, went to rescue their beloved, strongly determined to win over the darkest Halloween night ever...
“I hope this potion isn't the usual awful, useless crap of yours, Stair!”
“I told you to trust me for a change, Terrence. The King of The Mountain gave me this formula, as well as detailed instructions about how to use it. He said that the potion is perfect if the virgin girls drink it before the end of the third hour after the dark creature's attack. I really trust that old wise King of the Mountain”
“All right, then... But why do you call him that? He didn't seem so old to me. If it was not for his awful beard, I would even say he is quite young. And it was not a mountain, it was just a simple hill. And to be completely honest, he did not look at all like a king. He was more, I don't know... I'd say he was more like a prince...”
“All right, Terrence, maybe I exaggerated a little. So if you prefer we can say he was the prince of the hill. But that is not at all the point. He knew what he was talking about and, from what he told me, the situation is dramatic! Our three beloved are in great danger and we have little time left to rescue them. In fact, I hope it is not too late...
Terrence and Stair, powerful knights in their armour, were waiting, waiting, waiting, until...
“Oh look, here comes Archie at last! Come on, brother, what took you so long?! Hurry, for Heaven's sake! Don't walk so slow!”.
“I can't walk fast with this thing! And also... you know brother, I am having second thoughts about this rescue thing... I am no longer sure this is a very good idea. I mean, maybe Annie, as a witch, would be a little less... you know? Maybe she would even be more... you know?... I mean less... I mean more...”
“Archie! Stop with your nonsenses!! We have less than one hour left to do what we have to do! Fifty minutes and our beloved girlfriends will turn into horrible witches! Do you know what that means?!? Three creatures hungry for boys! They would want us to kiss them! They would want to have sex with us, you know?! Sex!! Always, over and over and over again! We will be tired, and they will insist, ask for more, and more, and mo...”
“Stair, sorry to interrupt you but, to be completely honest, I kind of agree with Archie this time... I mean maybe we should accept the will of fate and deal with our poor hungry witches, after all... We love them enough to bear the sacrifice of the tiresome restless sex thing, don't we?”
“Yes, that is exactly what I meant, Stair. We could even help each other in awful the task. I mean when you, Stair, are tired to have sex with Patty... well... just rest. And when you, Terrence, have troubles with the endless wild requests of Candy, just call me and I will be there for her, so you can rest at last and we...”
“Never!! Dandy boy, you will never touch Candy!! Candy is mine!! Do you hear me?! All right, Stair, I changed my mind again, let's do what we have to do: no witches, no sex, just our virgin, pure, prude, bor... I mean beloved girlfriends!”
“I am glad you two finally got it: no one will have sex, not even between the lines, in this story. This is a story for the general forum, so no sex, no kisses, maybe just some slap, painful sacrifices, absurd evil people against us, ridiculous pets nobody really gives and maybe, after many years, an Anohito, which from what I heard is meant to be good news. This is all the extent of the excitement we are going to have in this story... If we are lucky, otherwise we could die! Now that we have remembered and established the reality of our lives, we have wasted ten minutes and we have not even reached the girls dormitory! This is as crazy as a man who sees that a girl has beautiful eyes only after he loses his lenses! From now on I don't want to hear anything else from you two, is it clear?!”
“Yes, sorry brother. It's just that I don't understand why we have to wear this armour. It is awfully grey, which is a colour that does not suit me at all. Plus, it is uncomfortable, it will take forever to take it off and... well... what if I have to go urgently to the bathroom?”
“Give it a rest once and for all, bro! I told you that the armour is meant to scare the evil spirits. Don't make me repeat it again! But... what is this smoke? Can you smell it? Where does it come from?”
“Oh, it is me, guys, I am sorry. I always smoke when I am nervous. Don't we waste more time, I want to save my Candy!”
“Yes, let's go, you're right, Terrence. But I was thinking that we could change the rules in this story... We could maybe put it in the private forum and have some sex to celebrate the rescue of our girlfriends. We could even do something special: we celebrate all together! We buy champagne, we drink and we have fun. And if you, Stair, feel too drunk and tired to have sex with Patty... then just rest. And if you, Terrence, feel too drunk to have sex with Candy, well I am there there for you and for her, man, and I could...”
“I would kill you now, stupid dandy, but I won't need it: you are so ugly in that grey armour that no woman, not even a very drunk and desperate Annie, would want to have sex with you!”.
Stair, very upset, turned around to face the two companions of this adventure...
“Stop talking about sex, guys! This is Halloween night and this is a Hallowing story! It is supposed to be scary! Very scary! The author should write about blood, cries in the dark, terrifying spirits who do terrifying things. And you are distracting her with your sex talks! And now she wants to write a sexy story, not a scary one!! For now the only scary thing is how ugly Archie looks in his grey armour! Not to mention, brother, that you put it on the wrong way, I think you will not be able to remove it without help and it will require a lot of time, so you can forget about your urgent bathroom thing until we end this rescue mission!!”
“Are you kidding? How much time? I already have to pee, and very bad!”
“Forget it! The life of three innocent, pure and prude virgin girls is in serious danger and it is in our courageous hands! For what I care, you can pee in your armour but, please, shut up and walk!!”
“You are right, Stair, sorry. Let's go. But... what is this strange noise? Can you hear it? It seems like... I'd say someone removing something from their teeth...”
“Oh yes, it's me, guys. I always eat marshmallows when I am nervous. I am so worried for my virgin, pure and white Candy, always pure and white, so pure and so white... Oh Candy, Candy, I would say how much I love you, if it was a romantic story and not a very scary Halloween one.
Oh, by the way, Stair, I have heard somewhere that the author of this story wanted to make us meet, in our way to the dormitory, the body of a vampire who died because he had drunken Eliza's blood. I thought it was a cool idea, but she said she did not want to waste time with cheap jokes and take us directly to Candy's room, where our innocent, pure and prude virgin beloved lay”.
“Oh, really? Too bad for not writing the dead vampire scene, it sounded pretty cool. She could have even made us find pieces of bodies, bloody hands, and then make us find out they were all fake, maybe because they were Neal's way to scare us even more than we already are...
Oh but, look, the author has brought us directly here, in front of Candy's door. It's a magic story! I guess she thought we were wasting a little too much time on our way here! So now we are in the girls dormitory, guys: we must be very silent... Scary spirits are everywhere because this is a very scary Halloween story... The wind is scary, the lights are scary, the darkness is terrifying... Keep all this in mind and be believable as heroes in this scary night... Archie, please stop fighting with that armour: I told you that you cannot take it off by yourself! We'll help you later. And Terrence... Oh my God Terrence!! You have blood in your hands, in your mouth, you're so badly hurt!! When did that happen? How?!”
“Oh no, don't worry, Stair: I just put some ketchup in my hot dog, but it is pretty dark here so I missed the bread. I always eat hot dogs when I am nervous, but when I am scary, I need extra ketchup, so the author gave me a bag to carry all the stuff I need, which I think is kind of thoughtful of her...”
“Are we going to open this door and finish this story, you talking guys?! I have to pee so bad!! This is starting to be as crazy as a man who loves his fake cousin and instead, out of nowhere, starts dating her best friend who is like a sister to her! My God, Terry, you stink horribly of ketchup! But don't worry, man, if Candy does not want to kiss you after you rescue her, I will do it for you. What are friends for, right?”
“Stupid grey dandy boy! I am sorry, but this joke is on you, because Candy loves ketchup! Not only she is going to kiss me, but she is also going to lick all the ketchup from my fingers, my face, my lips, and maybe she will put her tongue in my mouth to see if there is some ketchup left and, who knows, she might even want to check if there is ketchup somewhere else...”
“What hero would ever say that to another hero?! This Halloween story sucks!!”
“Don't be upset, Archie, calm down. No need to be jealous! Terrence don't provoke him, please. Now we must open the door...”
“Look Stair, we are inside the room already, bro. I guess the author thought we were wasting too much time out there... Oh look at them... poor girls, poor innocent, pure, prude virgin girls. Oh Candy, Candy, Candy... candies everywhere, why are there so many candies on the floor? A chocolate candy, my favourite! Look, there are plenty of them, guys!”
“Oh yes, close to Patty too! Terrence, is there any candy close to Candy?”
“Yes, many candies close to Candy, Stair. Do you think Candy would mind if I ate some candy that are close to Candy? You know what? I am going to put them in my bag, in case we have other scary moments to face. I always eat candies when I am nervous and scared, you know?”
“It is so hard to focus with you guys! We only have ten minutes left to give the potion. The King of the Moun... I mean Prince of the Hill said we have to read the instructions very carefully. Archie come help... why are you squeezing those?!”
“I am just checking if Candy is breathing normally...”
“Take your hands off my girlfriend's breasts, if you don't want me to jump on your full bladder until it explodes, stupid dandy coward! I told you Candy is mine!! This is a crazy as a man who hears the voice of his beloved in the middle of a crowd or in a huge ship in the ocean and thinks it is an hallucination!”
“All right, Terrence. But you're overreacting: I wouldn't mind if you were so kind to worry about Annie breathing...”
“Stop it, you two! Come here and help me understand these instructions, they seem really hard... Here it says: the required quantity of potion is based on the weight of the virgin. So first, if you don't know the virgin's weight, you have to guess it and then you must...”
“Wait a moment bro, how can we guess the weight? It is not so easy to guess it...”
“It's not so hard, Archie, I am very good at maths, I even counted the freckles of my beloved Freckles, once. If we don't know the weight, we just have to take a tub full of water, put our innocent, pure and prude, virgin beloved in the water, and see how much water comes out of it. Then we... clean up the mess, because Candy does not like it, and then...”
“Shut up, Terrence! Don't listen to him, Stair, I have a real solution. I lift you with one arm and one of the girls with the other, first Candy, then Patty and finally Annie. Then you will tell me what your weight is and if the girls are lighter, it will mean they weight less than you...”
“But we already know they weight less, Archie! Terrence, stop eating scones and help us! We only have 5 minutes left... Oh God,... let's made that weight thing up, how hard can it be? Annie is the thinnest, even though she has bigger boobs than Candy's, but smaller than Patty's. Patty's butt is bigger than Annie's, but similar to Candy's. So if we sum up Patty's breast with Candy's butt, we can assume that Annie is the thinnest innocent, pure and prude virgin here. So... I say Annie weights 50 kg, Candy 52, Patty 54. Why are you doing that awful dance now, Archie?”
“I sooo have to pee! Please, read those instructions, so I can go to the bat...tle to save our beloved girlfriends”
“Well... let me see, where were we? Ah yes, here:... After you have established the weight, multiply it by the age of the virgin victim and divide the number by the number of her boobs if she had four of them...”
“This one is really easy guys, I am very good at math. We said that my beloved Candy weights 52 kg and she is 16. So it is like having 52 girls in 16 rooms. It means that those rooms are very crowded, and there are 16 of them. So it is kind of a hotel, a hotel with 16 very huge rooms with many beds in each room which is full of girls with 4 breasts. So they are very strange girls and I don't want to go to that hotel, so this math operation is impossible...”
“What do you have in your hand, Terrence?”
“Oh this? This is just a bottle of whisky I found in my bag. The author must have known that I always drink whisky when I am nervous and scared”
“I cannot believe this, this is worse than a Halloween nightmare!! Two minutes left to save our innocent, pure and prude and virgin girlfriends and you are drunk, my brother only thinks about his peeing needs and I am the only reasonable person here!! This is as crazy as a guy who is forced to live with a psycho because she is missing a leg!!”
“Don't say peeing, brother, you're making it even worse! While you were hysterical like a girl who goes from Chicago to New York to meet her boyfriend and they break up instead, I have done the operations which, unlike this maths genius just said, were pretty easy: here you have the results! Go ahead, calm down and read the damn instructions!”
“Sorry Archie, you are right... okay, so it says:... After you have the results of the operations... forget it, it was just a joke... Now seriously, take the bottle of potion and put 25 drops of it in the mouths of your beloved virgins...”
“I swear, you guys, after this is done, I will go to that damn hill and kick the wise prince's ass! He is as fool as a man who looks like a hippy but is instead the great oncle of an awfully rich American family!”
“Instead of talking hysterically too, Terrence, help us! Less than one minute left before our sweethearts become sexy witches...”
And so the brave knights, whose hearts did not know fear, saved with a miraculous potion three innocent, pure and prude virgin maiden from being sexy witches. And great was their joy when...
“They are awaking... Our beloved are awaking! Oh Terrence, stop eating pizza and look at this... my beloved Patty's face is recovering its normal colour. I am so happy! Annie is awaking too but... Where is Archie?”
“He is talking to the author to find a solution for his peeing problem. But the author doesn't know what to do about that, because she does not know how armours work. And she didn't even study, not even a little bit, before writing this senseless story. Rumour has it, that she does not really know if Halloween was even known in England in 1912. Can you believe that? This is as crazy as a man who leaves his girlfriend to go to America and doesn't even write a note to her to let her know he loves her and give her his address! I tell you, this story is pure crap and I think your brother is wasting his time with that author!”
“You're right, Terrence... Archie!... Archie! Don't waste your time with that lady, come here, bro, your beloved is waking up!!”
“Really? Candy is waking up?! Oh my beloved Candy! But... she is bleeding! Oh dear God, Terrence! Our poor Candy is blee...”
“Calm down, Archie! It's just tomato sauce that fell on her from my pizza. I always eat pizza when I am relieved. But Candy is only mine, not ours! Don't you forget that!... We were calling you for Annie. Your beloved Annie is over there and she is opening her eyes in this very moment...”
Terrence, suddenly feeling a familiar warmth in his heart, looked at the girl he was holding and became extremely sweet.
“Oh God, what do I see now? The most wonderful green eyes in the world are staring at me... Welcome back, Freckles! My sweet Candy, my love, I am here, your Terry is here. I would tell you how much I adore you, if this was a romantic story and not... what it is. Darling, how do you feel? Oh, don't cry baby, everything is over now, even this story will be over soon... Please, my love, say something”
Candy, with happy tears in her eyes, caressed the face of her beloved, magnificent knight. And then, turning her eyes and her tears around her, she smiled to Stair and Archie, who were holding their beloved Patty and Annie.
“Terry... Stair, Archie... Oh, our brave heroes! Thank you! Thank you so much! Imagine what the three of us have risked tonight: witches! We could have become so daring! We could have started to kiss instead of slapping, undo pigtails, have romantic kisses and even sex in front of the fire in a romantic villa, on the romantic fake pony hill, in the romantic stables, in our romantic rooms..., we could have told Eliza to get lost, kicked Neal in the delicate area, told some psycho girl that we don't exchange men with lost legs... I don't even know why I'm saying this last thing, it does not make any sense... This would be as crazy as a girl who sits in front of the fire with the hot boy she loves deeply and they talk about his mother instead of... Well anyway, I was saying that we could have become like that! So thank you for saving all of us innocent, pure and prude virgin girls!”
The three brave knights, whose heart didn't know fear, looked at each other and understood. The three innocent, pure and prude virgin girls looked at each other and understood. The three evil spirits, before sadly leaving the room, theatre of the happy end of this story, looked at each other and understood. They all understood... Yes, they understood that this Halloween story really, really sucks!